What?

So I found out yesterday, that I’m now part of employee training. Apparently at the end of the induction day there is now a quiz, and one of the questions is “What shift does David Brown usually do on a Saturday?” the question is of course a trick question, as the answer is that I don’t work Saturdays.

How knowing my work availability is part of staff training is anyone’s guess, but there you go.

Yesterday was an oddly good day at work.

  • No problems with balancing the safe when I arrived.
  • Was told I was “The best cashier, hands down”
  • Was given the extra cashier shifts I wanted.
  • Held a cute little baby snake.
  • Was told I had to apply for the next team leader position.
  • Was also told what to do to prepare for being team leader.
  • There’s a new guy who works at Starbucks who is fit.

This was as opposed to Tuesday, which was a long and tiring day. Next week’s rota looks aaaaaaawesome.

This has been a text post.

itwascoolbutitwasallpretend
I felt EXACTLY like this yesterday.
New guy was on floor, I ask him to do something, he throws a bitch a fit. I get pissed off and shout “FOR FUCKS SAKE” and walk off, cos I cannot be arsed to deal with twats at work anymore who won’t last beyond their probation, and then he goes and whines to other workers, MY FRIENDS, that I’m pissing HIM off, and don’t do work. Yeah, well guess what, when they ask me, as a training buddy and cashier, who is worth keeping on and who needs more training/another job, his name is going to be first on the ‘kick the fucker out’ list.

I felt EXACTLY like this yesterday.

New guy was on floor, I ask him to do something, he throws a bitch a fit. I get pissed off and shout “FOR FUCKS SAKE” and walk off, cos I cannot be arsed to deal with twats at work anymore who won’t last beyond their probation, and then he goes and whines to other workers, MY FRIENDS, that I’m pissing HIM off, and don’t do work. Yeah, well guess what, when they ask me, as a training buddy and cashier, who is worth keeping on and who needs more training/another job, his name is going to be first on the ‘kick the fucker out’ list.