Work is off.
My manager called to tell me to stay at home, rather than risk not being able to get home at 2am. I love my managers sometimes.
Hi! I'm a talking door.
I'm David.
I'm 27.
I'm from London.
I drink tea and read a lot.
My manager called to tell me to stay at home, rather than risk not being able to get home at 2am. I love my managers sometimes.
So I found out yesterday, that I’m now part of employee training. Apparently at the end of the induction day there is now a quiz, and one of the questions is “What shift does David Brown usually do on a Saturday?” the question is of course a trick question, as the answer is that I don’t work Saturdays.
How knowing my work availability is part of staff training is anyone’s guess, but there you go.

This beautiful being came to work yesterday. I ‘accidentally’ forgot something in the office so I had to go back, but oh no, Logan is coming out of the photo area, I’ll just wait and let him go past. Such a pretty face.
I like working premieres when pretty people come in. So far that’s been one premiere.
Yesterday was an oddly good day at work.
This was as opposed to Tuesday, which was a long and tiring day. Next week’s rota looks aaaaaaawesome.
This has been a text post.
I felt EXACTLY like this yesterday.
New guy was on floor, I ask him to do something, he throws a bitch a fit. I get pissed off and shout “FOR FUCKS SAKE” and walk off, cos I cannot be arsed to deal with twats at work anymore who won’t last beyond their probation, and then he goes and whines to other workers, MY FRIENDS, that I’m pissing HIM off, and don’t do work. Yeah, well guess what, when they ask me, as a training buddy and cashier, who is worth keeping on and who needs more training/another job, his name is going to be first on the ‘kick the fucker out’ list.
Jack is so happy just seeing the candy.
I…what? I don’t like this. Why is that not me on gate? Why was I not at work then??