rammarcio

Australia and it's cities.

  • Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
  • Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
  • Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
  • Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
  • Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
  • Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
  • Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
  • Canberra: Parliament. That's it.
thefluffysheep

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’